And, uh, Phyllis thinks so too.ĭocumentary Crew Member: Can you move it out? Can you move it? Is that all right? Can you make that work?ĭocumentary Crew Member: No, you don’t even need … That’s fine. Well, you know, I try to give back.Īngela: I have a lot of cat figurines on my desk. So… You know ’cause… Yeah we work in paper. And a couple of years ago he, um, showed me how you can plant a tree in Israel, so I planted a tree. Oscar: Can I just say one thing? Um, my friend is Jewish, Art Geller. Because, uh, I think you’ve met Kevin and um… I’m in a band.Īngela: Not very worried about downsizing right now. This place is like five minutes from my house. But, I’m still the one that has to push it down. And, um, I… I’m, uh, immediately below my supervisor.Īngela: Oscar, how do I describe him. Oscar: It’s my job to keep the books in order. So you… God, we totally got you.Īngela: My name is Angela and um, I’m in charge of the accounting department.
And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. Michael: You been X’d punk! Surprise! It’s a joke. Because that is gross misconduct and… Just clean out your desk.
Michael: But the best thing about it is that we’re not going to have to give you any severance pay. I mean I have never even stolen as much as a paperclip and you’re firing me. You’re gonna run us out of business, Pam. If you steal a thousand Post-It Notes at 50 cents apiece, and you know, you’ve made a profit… margin. Pam: Post-it Notes? What are those worth, 50 cents? Pam: Stealing? What am I supposed to have stolen? And you have made my life so much easier in that I am going to have to let you go first. As you know, there is going to be downsizing. So, uh, Corporate just said that I don’t want to… Right? Oh, hey do you like The Jamie Kennedy Experiment? Punk’d and all that kind of stuff? Right? I guess the atmosphere that I’ve created here is that I’m a friend first, and a boss second… and probably an entertainer third. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard. Michael: So have you felt the vibe yet? We work hard, we play hard. Pudding… I’m trying to think of another dessert to do. I guess what I’m most concerned with is damage to company property. It just kind of goes round and round.ĭwight: OK, that’s great. Dwight, I’m sorry, because I have always been your biggest flan. Michael: And yeah, Jim this is the time to stop putting Dwight’s personal effects into Jell-O. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start and as well as when to stop. Kinky! All right, here’s the deal you guys. Can you reprimand him?ĭwight: It’s always you. You have to eat it out of there, because there are starving people in the world which I hate, and it is a waste of that kind of food.ĭwight: OK you know what, you can be a witness. Right? You can go mess with Josh’s people, but I’m the head of this family, and you ain’t gonna be messing with my chillin. I said if Corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they’re gonna have to go through me. No, you did not see me in there with her.
Stanley: You can’t say for sure whether it’ll be us or them, can you? Michael: Well, Pam maybe you should stick to the ongoing confidentiality agreement of meetings. Pam: I was in the meeting with Jan and she did say that it could be this branch that gets the axe. Pam, you had a look that you wanted to ask a question just then. And frankly, I’m a little insulted that you have to keep asking about it. Michael: It won’t be out of my hands Stanley, OK. Stanley: It could be out of your hands Michael.
Oscar: Yeah but Michael, what if they downsize here? Uh, is Josh concerned about downsizing himself? Not downsizing himself but is he concerned about downsizing? Jan: This does, however, mean that there is going to be downsizing. I’ve told him the same as you and it’s up to either him or you to convince me that your branch can incorporate the other. Michael: All the alarm bells are kind of going… ringie-dingie-ding! Since the last meeting, Ellen and the board have decided we can’t justify a Scranton branch and a Stamford branch. That was a joke that was actually my brother’s, and… It was supposed to be with bills and it doesn’t work great with faxes. Pam: You put in the garbage can that was a special filing cabinet. Michael: Why isn’t it in my hand? A company runs on efficiency of communication, right? So what’s the problem, Pam? Why didn’t I get it? Michael: Really? I didn’t… Did we get a fax this morning? Jan: Well, I faxed one over to you this morning. Jan: Alright, was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?
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